I’ve always wanted to watch porn from the comfort of my desk at work.

My dream has finally come (no pun intended) true.

This video shows, by far, the greatest technique I have seen in a while. You will definitely see quick results using this method. The best part is, you can do this from home!

These cigarettes have a tiny menthol ball inside the filter that you can “crush” at any point in time, thereby turning said cigarette into the menthol variety.

Now you can finally share a cig with your asian and african-american friends, and you will both enjoy it equally. Go science.

I hear science is also working on a cure for cancer in which case, science wins everything.

Add this too all of that, and you end up with: science 3 - not science  0

This man apparently breaks the world record in coconut smashing. He must have dedicated some serious time into learning how to do this. I don’t know what the previous record was… i’m guessing zero or so.

“Waiter! Waiter! What’s this robot doing in my soup?”
“It looks like he’s performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain.”

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A robot.
Oh, shit.

What’s a robot’s favorite cereal?
Rob-os.
(Note: Rob-os are made of the tears of human children.)

Little Susie tosses a clock out the window. A robot inquires, “Why did you do that?” She replies, “I wanted to see time fly!” The robot says, “Ah … A perfect subject for elimination,” and shoots her with a laser beam through the face.

So this guy decides to get implants in the boobs tattooed on his calf. The good news is that now his calf has a renewed sense of self confidence.
 
Personally, I think his calf really needs to learn more about self acceptance and base it’s appearance more on who it is on the inside as opposed to what it looks like on the outside.

I think this guy might have a severe allergy to grapes?? I don’t know, I’m no doctor or anything…but if it’s not allergies, then he must really not like them at all. I have a similar reaction when I’m shaking someone’s hand, and realize that they don’t have a hand.